I would say about half an orange in size.”Brenda smiled and said, “I fill out an A-cup bra pretty well and soon I’ll be into a B-cup. You should see them then. By the way I’m trying to name them. I kind of like ‘the girls.’ What do you think?”I smiled and asked, “Can I touch the girls?”Brenda smiled and walked closer to me. I was still sitting in my computer chair so she walked in between my knees and placed her hands on my shoulders. I reached up and touched them just as gently as I could. I didn’t want to hurt her and cause her to run away.Brenda said, “You can squeeze them, they won’t break. You can pinch my nipples too and I’ll let you know if you go too far. I play with them all the time now that have something to play with.”I giggled and said, “I’ve always had something to play with.”Brenda said, “I know and I’m getting to that part. When you’re done playing with the girls I want to see you cock, I want to touch it, and I think I want to suck on it too. Then if there is enough. Com-for-da-bull."The next two are Compliments of mousepotatoesThree little old ladies are sitting on the nursing home porch talking about this and that.One holds her hands about a foot apart and says "I remember going to the store and buying cucumbers this long."Another one says, "Yeah and you could get oranges this bit around," giving a good dimension with her hands.The last little lady says, "I can't hear a word you're saying, but I know who you're talking about."A bit dated but you will get the point...Raymond & Bubba, ( mechanical engineers for theState of Alabama) were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.A woman walked by and asked what they were doing."We're supposed to find the height of this flagpole," said Bubba, "but we don't have a ladder."The woman said, "Hand me that wrench out of your toolbox." She loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from their toolbox, took a measurement, and announced,"Eighteen feet, six inches," and.
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